Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Love Marriage Vs Arranged Marriage

1. Love Marriage resembles procedure programming language. We have some set of functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate that we like.
Arranged Marriages are similar to Object Oriented Programming Approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions. The functions are added to supplement the main program. The functions can be added or deleted.

2. In Love Marriages, Family System hangs because Hardware (called Parents) is not responding.
In Arranged Marriages, the Family system is compatible with the Hardware (Parents).

3. In Love Marriages, You are the Project-leader, so you are responsible for the implementation and Execution of PROJECT - "MARRIED LIFE."
In Arranged Marriages, You are a team member under the Project leader (Parents), so they are responsible for the successful execution of project Married Life.

4. In Love Marriages, Client expectations include exciting features such as: Spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc.
In Arranged Marriages, all these features are covered in the SRS (System required Specification) as required features.

5. Love Marriage is like WINDOWS, beautiful N attractive ..... Yet one never knows when it will crash.....
Arranged Marriage is like UNIX..... boring n colorless..... still extremely reliable n robust.

"Wish all Readers A Very Happy Wedded Life!"

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